Anywhooseits, yesterday I saw a bald man with a beard. Not uncommon here in the frozen tundra of Minnesota, but, this guy had dandruff on the chest of his shirt!
Yeah, yeah, yeah. "Dry skin" you'll say. I say why don't we have a facial hair moisturizer?
Frankly, I have a few gal pals who could use it too! (insert evil grin here)